I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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