How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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