we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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