so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize