FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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