Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We talked him into tasing himself.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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