This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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