Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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