I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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