Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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