Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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