It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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