Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
how drunk are you?
Several
I have post one night stand depression
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
