Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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