new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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