Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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