with your own penis?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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