I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
