Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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