physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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