whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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