No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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