D3 body, D1 cock
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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