We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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