Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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