I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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