and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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