Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
