on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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