He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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