It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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