My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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