Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
