I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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