The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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