That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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