i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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