At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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