we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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