If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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