I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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