hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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