Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize