good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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