..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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