i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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