can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Still dying that you shit outside
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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