Me too!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
