Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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