Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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