When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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