I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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