Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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