the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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