Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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